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Child dying from measles just glad he isn't autistic - The Beaverton (www.thebeaverton.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by GrymEdm@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Bartlet, who says he used to enjoy Pokemon, soda, and being alive, tells everyone how great it is to be left totally defenseless against common childhood diseases from the 1940s.

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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I get it, but this lowkey implies vaccines cause autism. You can't give them any ammo, even silly ammo.

[–] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago

If they're getting their ammo from satire articles then we have no chance anyway.