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FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy (theonion.com)
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[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (12 children)

I love hot sauce. Tabasco absolutely has its place, but I could never commit to it as a universal sauce. The ripeness of green chiles, the floral bouquet of habanero, or the contrast of a fruit/pepper blend all surpass the high vinegar content of Tabasco.

Right now I’m hooked on The Bronx green sauce. It’s not very hot, but I can’t get enough of the flavor. I highly recommend it if you like green sauces.

[–] srasmus@midwest.social 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Could never get in to Tabasco. Which is odd because I really love almost everything else. My go-to has got to be Cholula. Most likely due to the volume of Qdoba I ate in college.

[–] dirtySourdough@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Cholula is where it's at

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cholula tastes like Taco Bell salsa to me.

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