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WEE-WOO WEE-WOO (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/comedyheaven@lemmy.world

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[–] derek@infosec.pub 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Coming through!" "Make a hole!" "Hot! Burn risk is moving!" "Do not move! I'm passing behind you!" "Sharp! Broken glass/knife/whatever is moving!"

I'm sure there are others along similar lines. These are the ones I remember from another life working in food service.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Behind", "Behind, hot", and "Behind, sharp" are traditional

[–] derek@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

100%. In poorly designed kitchens, if one has the time/space, adding some detail can take a callout from "casual proactive safety blanket" to something much more impactful and helpful with a smidge of context.