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[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Speaker of the house of representatives. He's president if Trump and Vance die.

[–] Lennny@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The third target.

Jk FBI, I kid. He's a piece of shit hippocrite that doesn't want to release stuff on Gaetz because party over country. And he's probably compromised, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯