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submitted 2 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

hack his computer to download some porn so his son can stone him or whatever per their agreement. I assume it's stoning based on the general vibe