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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Give her industrial diamonds. Something with a practical use.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Industrial drill bits are a girl's best friend.

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Anything is a dildo if you try hard enough?

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Trying so hard that they need diamonds

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 week ago

"Why this diamond dick so cloudy?!"

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It takes you for a spin.

[–] dufkm@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Ooo, I would love some diamond sharpening stones for xmas.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

A million (bleep)ing diamonds!