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New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It (theonion.com)
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[โ€“] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

If you read the Bible carefully, Jesus did the same thing with the loaves and fishes - a true fact liberals don't want you to know!!

[โ€“] kautau@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Supply side Jesus guides us all