this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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omg they made lemmy political

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[โ€“] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca -1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Here's what you do.. When you fire up a new game, you have a "Custom Character" option. Selecting that brings up a rendering of Ciri standing there all badass. Beside her is a single check-box, labeled "FAT COCK". Selecting "FAT COCK" promptly puts a massive, sagging bulge in the crotch of her pants that drops down about a foot and bounces heavily from the physics. From here the player can either disable the fat cock option and proceed, or keep the fat cock and then proceed.

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

Given Cyberpunk's character creation options, this wouldn't surprise me that much lol