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A simple spanner/ wrench can easily modify a normal electric pole transformer into an improvised EMP device. Simply connect the negative and positive terminals up top by dropping the wrench onto them. Be warned there will be a medium sized explosion that will singe you if you're too close. The EMP will cover a radius of about a city block.
You can rent a cherry picker from Sunbelt.