this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
330 points (99.1% liked)

The Onion

4695 readers
535 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
seahorse@midwest.social
pbrisgreat@midwest.social
330
GWAR Forced to Reduce Fake Cum Usage After Tariffs Cut Supply to 5 Barrels a Day (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 5 days ago by nokturne213@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social
22 comments fedilink hide all child comments
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

lmao, ok you clearly have more detailed Blothar biology information that I do, so I'll assume you're correct.