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Anon hates smartphones (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Good for porn?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago

Like sure, but it's no VR masturbatorium.

[–] SirEDCaLot 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shitty for porn. Tiny screen.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Do you want to take a 32inch screen to the bathroom?

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Challenge accepted.

[–] Preventer79@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

More importantly why would you even need a screen in the bathroom? Literally ruins the most basic act of our existence.

[–] SirEDCaLot 1 points 2 days ago

No but if I'm going to watch porn in the bathroom I'm going to use a laptop or tablet not a little postage stamp phone screen