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Nach Wahlwerbung für AfD: Elon Musk stellt neuen Sprung vor (www.der-postillon.com)

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"Mit diesem Sprung werde ich weltweit auf politischen Bühnen auftreten und Parteien wie die AfD oder Reform UK zum Endsieg führen", so Musk. "Genau wie bei Trump in den USA. Make UK Great Again! Germany Over Everything!"

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[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Firefox translation:

By advertising for AfD: Elon Musk presents a new jump 20.12.24

Washington (dpo) - He's simply a creative genius! The multilmilliards, oligarch and secret US President Elon Musk today presented a new jump to the public, which he has practiced in recent days. It is intended to replace the previously known X-shaped jump, which Musk has so popularly shown so far.

"I am convinced that this form is even better than a simple X," Musk commented on his innovation. "It is not just a cross, but a cross with hook. I call this jump the Swastika Jump. Pretty badass, right?"

According to Musk, the shape of his new jump fits even better with him and his ideals.

"With this leap, I will be on political stages around the world and lead parties such as the AfD or Reform UK to the final victory," says Musk. "Just like Trump in the US. Make UK Great Again! Germany Over Everything!"

It remains to be seen how long Musk will hold on to this new choreography. According to insiders, he is already preparing a simplified variant of the jump for short performances, in which only the right arm is raised.