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Family Puts Dead Tree in Corner of Living Room (theshovel.com.au)

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[–] threeduck@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Then do it better. Our Christmas tree is picked up by our council and turned into compost, petition your council to do the same. Like, go to your council's website, find the contact link, and send a quick email.

Every Christmas food leftover is just that - leftovers for the next few days.

The music is trash, sure, but so is all music played in supermarkets.

And if that doesn't work, then maybe just go out into town and steal all of the Christmas presents of whoville, and store them in your twisty little mountain cave.