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[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Too much goo and you get cancer. Too little, cancer. But just the right amount of goo will cure just about anything except goo related cancers

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How do you know when enough goo becomes too much goo?

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

Usually you'll know from all the cancer.