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Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid (theonion.com)
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[–] Asetru@feddit.org 4 points 3 hours ago

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Too much goo and you get cancer. Too little, cancer. But just the right amount of goo will cure just about anything except goo related cancers

[–] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

How do you know when enough goo becomes too much goo?

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Usually you'll know from all the cancer.

[–] kryptonidas@lemmings.world 4 points 5 hours ago

[–] teletext@reddthat.com 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Do you at least get a multipass afterwards? Otherwise I'll pass!

[–] Pacrat173@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

I love that is says they should be locked inside not just placed they’re locked in the magic goo tube