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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon wipes his ass (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 days ago by AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Use a bidet, I find whenever I have a burning, the bidet does it.

The blood is likely from a popped hemroid

[–] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Moving to Finland was the best thing for my my butt. So clean.