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[–] Walican132 67 points 6 months ago (48 children)

It’s so sad that no one has read the fucking Bible.

[–] Balefirex@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago (14 children)

Nah, fewer people should read it

[–] CatoPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, most Christians haven't and they still exist. The only people I know who've read the whole thing are now 1) Not religious, or 2) Actively working in a church.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

yep once you really understand the incoherent contradictory mess in its entirety you only have two options. Accept it as flawed human writings, or double down into esoterica and live inside the contradiction. You can't really be a normie Christian at that point, since modern whitewashed christianity is so alien to the bible itself.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just gotta pick one gospel that vibes with you (should probably be Luke) and discard the rest.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 6 months ago

John skips the camel needle thing though, so if you have money that's the one to keep

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