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[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

That was in The X files episode Gender Bender. Everytime they had sex with someone they turned into the opposite gender. Except all the sex partners died afterwards.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Everyone's sex partners die afterwards, it just takes a while usually!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some prefer them to be dead beforehand.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Not if you heat them up from storage, you can actually have any temp you desire by using a meat thermometer

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Baby don't cryyyy

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 17 points 1 week ago

You said this so confidently but just to ruin your day: not everyone's sex partners die afterwards.

NGL, this was by far the worst episode of that show that I've seen. It kinda ruined my binge watching of the show for the first time and I didn't watch any more for a while. There was a lot of causal transphobia that I wasn't expecting. I'm aware that it wasn't specifically about trans people but the vibes were not good.