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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

512oz = 15.14L. Literally soda in a size of a child.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Who The fuck is able to drink that much? That's a fucking bucket just with soda.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org -2 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Parks and recreation is a tv show. The clip is satire. Real American soda sized are still ridiculously large, but not this exaggerated "child size".

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 days ago

'Tis a SitCom.

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Damn, 15L of coke is like 5700 calories. More than double a daily intake only in a fucking soda.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

If you drink diet Coke, you could drink about 15-20 of them before you get to the lethal limit of sodium in a grown adult.

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