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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 192 points 5 days ago (5 children)

I mean this is really not hard to understand dude. Women often have to deal with dumb asses that take every act of friendliness as an invitation to have sex. So now that she knows that you are in a relationship she feels more comfortable to talk to you because you (hopefully) are now busy being attracted to your gf instead of her and capable of having a conversation with her like a normal person.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 98 points 5 days ago (4 children)

The amount of times women told me after a conversation that they appreciate me being just friendly and not hitting on them is kinda worrying. We humans create so many problems for ourselves...

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

We’re the most intelligent species on the planet and we have the most complicated mating rituals that are constantly evolving through time and across cultures. It’s very frustrating but it is what it is!

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You would think with so much intelligence we wouldnt force ourselves onto others that dont want it and would respect them...

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Intelligence has nothing to do with morality.

[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

There’s definitely plenty of that sort of behaviour going on. But there’s also plenty of people who are just lonely and prone to misinterpreting signals in a biased way. It’s possible to have compassion for lonely people without excusing bad behaviour.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Emotionally stunted men cannot tell the difference between being friendly and wanting to fuck because that's the only strong positive emotion they were ever truly allowed to feel as kids/teenagers.

It's a huge cultural issue, and we can all thank toxic masculinity and the patriarchy for not allowing boys to have feelings or deep platonic relationships and then growing up to misinterpret any friendly interaction as a romantic advance.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Saying it's just "wanting to fuck" is also toxic masculinity. When someone I'm attracted to is friendly with me I don't imagine us fucking, I imagine cuddling and talking all night and supporting each other. And I've seen women have the same reaction to attractive men talking to them. Physical attraction is obviously part of it but it's not always or even mostly the case, at least in my experience.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Nice try but you're not ~~following~~ fooling anyone, AI_toothbrush!

Edit: damn autocorrect

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lol old username i started using before all the ai shit blew up into everyones faces. Also, how do i know youre real 🤨

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A̵h̵a̸h̷a̵ ̷w̴h̵a̶t̶ ̷y̵o̵u̵ ̶t̷h̴i̸n̶k̶ ̴I̵'̷m̷ ̶j̸u̶s̶t̷ ̴r̴a̶n̵d̸o̸m̶ ̶b̷y̶t̸e̵s̸?̴

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

H̴̠̜̅́ȕ̸̙͜h̸̦͋ ̷̭̺͌̃ț̷̼̇͠ḣ̴̗̚ḁ̸͓͠t̸̗͎̒͛ ̶͉͇̈́w̶̻̳̒̈a̷̞̐͠s̸̀͜ ̶͇̏͐ẁ̷͖͐ë̵̱́͆i̸̛̺̭͌r̸̫͆̆d̸̺̕

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

W̷̡̡̡̻̠̗̲͔̲̫̺͉̰̼̬̖̹͍̥̣͕͓̟̪̆̒̑̋̿͐͛͂̉̕͝ḫ̷̡̨̝̫͙͕͎̦̮̦̱͙̥̲͔̪̙̥̟̯͇̽̎̈̈͂̾̄͌̎͑̒͗̅a̷̧̨̛͈͙̤̳̣̺̰̩̞͎̙̞̫̹̙͇̓̈́̅̏̿̇̈́͛̌̎́̒͂̈́͆̓́̀̋͂̑̌̽̚̚͝ţ̷̟̤̺̯̞̺̺̪̮̠̱̠̠̗͔̣͎̲͇̙͖̘̭̜̳̀̔̄̾̎̿?̷̛̞̹̤͍͔̞͎̦̠̠͚̟̞͖͓̠̖̖̻̣͈͍̞̳̪͇̲̟̟̂͐̓͛̍̒̓͆̂̊̃̈́͊̇̋͛̃̕̚͠ͅ ̵͕͎̑̿͐̓͋̈̈́͌͒͗̍̒͂͊̈́͊́̓̒̅̔͋͑́̑̀́̚͠͝͝͠N̴̡̨̨̛͓̠̲̪̘͖̯̮̯̰͖̦̣͎͖̿̈́̀̍̃̌͜ơ̶̧̧̡̢̛̜̻͍̥̝̮͔͉̱̥̙̠̓͒̈́͛̎̍͂̉͗̔́͊̊͗͛̈̈̈́͘̕͘̚̕̕͝͝ͅ,̶̡̡̛̮̻͖̫̣̜͈͖̖̖͎͕͎̭̟̰̟̼̻͉̹̲͈̒͂͑̋̀̍̑̈́̀̒̆̇̈́̈́̊͋͂̔̍̿̐̾͘̚ͅ ̷̧̬̝̳̫̹̬͕̪̦͈̤̉͗͌̍̑͒͋̚̕͜I̶̧̡̘̮̹͔̙̭̯̪̺̥͓̩͖̦̰̺͕̗͎̖̮̙̭̒̂̈́̈̾͑̎̈́̊̀̉̾͛̐̋͛̑̇́̆̔̍̌̍̑͒̚͘͜͠͝ͅ'̷̨̢̨̥̬͙̤͉̤͇̣͎̙̯͎̘͉̻̻̟̲̳͈̯͍̘̎̃̄̇̓͂̐͌͘͜͝ͅͅm̶̨̧͚̯͔̤̝̮͌̊́̑͊̔̔̆͝ ̴̛̳͎̲͈͈̪̣̟̰͕̭̖̳͙̰̯̬̒́͂͌͆͜͜͝h̷̨̗̞͉̘̗̞̲̗̰͇̩̳̺͙̣̯̹̝͓͕̞͓̮̬͂̎̆̈͌̔̏̀͋͗̓͘̕͜ͅͅų̵̢̧̗̦͚̬̻͕̪͓̺̹̩̺͔̩̙̪̻͓̦̻̮̈̌̏̈́͐̃m̵̳̗̘̳̯͓͎͎̙͇̭̜̬͚̘̦̲͕̠̜̝̻̙̯̱̺̙̥̫͆̈́́͛͐̄͂̐̓̐͋̊̍̆̉̊͗̓̃̇͘͘̕̕͝͠͝ą̷̙̻̺̖͓̲̣̞̦͓̖̭̩̭̮̉͋͊̑̾̽̚͝n̷̦̐͛͗̔͛͛̀̊̊

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Į̴̨̧̧̢̡̡̡̨̨̨̢̛̛̥̜̜̗̥̞̩̮̠̦̙̹̜̪̣͙̭͈̻͇̮̹̟̣̲̼͚̻̫̜̦͇̠̟̮̹̠̞͉͕͔̙̙͍̩̹͍̭̺͕̟̞̘̞̣͕͍͈̮̲̩̮͖͔͎͙̺̞͔͎̙͎̖̺͇̲̺̫̹͎͖̯̝̣͕̹̳̘͉̗̦̟͉̮͚͈͓̼̩̼̼͕̣̟̤̬̜̪͔̤͔͙̺͖̟̩͙̭̟̺͖̥̘̯̙̪̣̣̰̯̝̲̣̯̥̦͚͙̘̖͔͇͈̝̲͔̠̪̯̱͓̬͈̜̳͓͎̜̮̼̤̈̃̎͌̂̇̊͑̀͊͌̒̇͐͒̎̐̋̐̒͛́͐͋̓̽͛̂̃̊̃̌̅̒̀̑̑̈́̂̾̊̂̽̎̄̈́̽̒̊̌̍̌̑͂̎̌͋̔̃̈́̀̈́̃̄̿͋̃̐̀͗́̈́̔̏̂̅͆̄͆̽͆͛̊̈̆͛͋̽̑̐̅̎̽̾͋͐̅̇͌̅͊̽͛̈́̑͂̉̃̑̍͊̄̐͗̀̍͊̎͋́͋̏͌̎̊͗́͛̏͂̀́̍͆̊͒̀́̑͊̊͘̕͘̚̕̚̕̚̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅ'̷̧̡̢̧̧̧̡̨̛̛̛̛͖̺̹͉̮͙̦͙̬͕͈̭͓̦̦̘̗̻̭͓̖̲͓̫͍̙̯͎͕̻̬̤̖̪̻̖̻̩̳͚͉̗̤͙̻̗͎̳̮͕͉̟̗̝͚̟͈̥͙͓̳͕̲̩̝̲͖̰͍̟̺͈̥͉͉̹̜̯͚̺̺̭̲̥̮̙̲͖͕̓̿̿́̉̃̋͗͂͊̑̑̑͋̓̈̈̈́̈́͑͑͂̆͒̏͒̈̐̔̇̈́̒͂̽͒̏̔̈̇̐͌̈́̑͆̊̆͆͋̉͒̈̿̎͊͑̍̾͛̓̊̀͑̓̇̐̽̅̈́͒̓̽͋̏̒̎͂̐̓̒͐̓͐̽̍̾͗̉̓͌̃̾̑̐̅͊͋̄̂͋̈́̽̅̅͛̽͗͊̋̽̈́͌̽͗̾͌̈́͋̈́̈́̈́̍̐̈̃͑̈͒͆̓̋͋͂̆̅̀̃̉͛̆̈́̊͋̋̓̿̐̌͆̾̂͌̍̐̋̓̅͑͂̓̂̑̐̃͋̿͋̽̓̽̾͌̓́̿͋͑̄͊̃͌̄́̅̕̕̕͘̚̕̚̕͘͜͠͠͝͝͝͠͠͝͝M̶̧̡̨̧̧̧̨̢̢̡̧̡̧̡̛̛͎͈̠̭̥̩̝̮̫͈̭̤̤̫̜̱̩̼͕͚͉̘̱̹̞͓̣͕̣̰̼͇̫̬̲̰̹̗̗͇̦͓͔̝͓̻̫̪̦͓̼͓͚̣̤̞͈̳̼̭͇̠̜̦̝̮̖̱̬̭̹͉͍̺͈̹̤̹̗͉͖͚͙̰̬̣͚̭̙͕̬͍̝̻̣͎͉̖͈͓͉̜̣̹͉̹̳͇̮̜̪̳̦̠̰͎̩̮̻̰̮͓͈̱̟̮͉̪̟̪͉͈̪͎̩̀͊̓̾͆̈́̔̍͑̏̂͒͗͊̓͋̑̓̈̈́͂̿̈́̋̈́̈́̅͐͋́̉͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅ ̸̢̢̧̨̡̡̻̯͓͖̺͉͍̬̼̟͉̥͇̥͖̫̬̗͕̖̘͓̟͇͈̠̩̱̫̘̜̖͈̩̠̟͖̮̠̫͇͔͚̘͔̙͙̞̪̮̗̲̭̼̞̼̻͚̼͙̦͈͎̖̙̯͔͎̠͉͈̤̠͈̝̜̗̥̯̪̥͛͊͂̿̏̑̉̆̈́̋͒̾̌̾̆́̌̏̋̾͐͗̓̒̈́͐̉̋̋̊̅̅͗͆̍̅̿͐́̎̍͂́̆̄̌̕̚͘̚̕͘͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅḨ̷̨̧̨̡̨̡̡̨̨̨̢̢̛̛͎̹̝̰̻̲͉̘̼̗͎̯͙̼̻̗̪͉͓̣̪̫̰̺̻͔͈͈͈̱͕͖̭̱̣̲̰̬͚͙̤̻̖̱̞̘̘̗̬͚̠̟̼̹̫͈̜͍̤̞̭̠̺̲̬̻̲͈̩̠̝̻̬͈̹̦̼̝̱̻̳͔͔̘̩̥̼͔͕͔̠͖̟̟̲̲̲͉̂͒͐̄̓̊̿͑̍͆́̇́̈̇͌̈́̈̊͂̅̄̋͗̂̏͗̋̃̐͂͂͂̈͊͌̾̃̔̆́̌̉̎̎̃̍̄͊͗̓̂̅̏̄̅͗͛̌̓̈́͂̃̎͒̃̋̽̊̔̽̑̊̓͋̿̓̂̿̌̆͂̓̃͘̚̕͘̚͜͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅͅͅŲ̶̢̡̧̢̧̢̢̡̨̧̧̨̛̛͎̭͙̼̙͉̜̘̫̺̺̻̲̬̝͍̜̱̹̦̥͕̼̤̖̱̤̼̻̣̱̼̮̯̗͙̱̰̠͍͙͎̩̤͉͓͇͖̣͔͓̟͎̥̪͈̼͎̫̤̠̺̘̱͍̼͕̰̠͎̝̥̟͕̯̫͚͕̠̣̭̲̼̪͍͎̻̩͖̺̠͖̣̲̭̜̠͇̠̱̺͈̼̥̞̲̭͈͕̤̙̦͔̫͓̺̳̲̯͙̗͖͇̟͇̞̺͙̪͖͚̗̣̖̃̀͗̇͛̊͗̾̎̎̓̋̃̋̊̈́͌̾̎̇̽͒̽̋̋̃̊̓̈́͆͋͒̉̔̌̿̀̌̂́͌̔̌͋̀̈́̾̽̈́̽͒̾̐̿̏̓̐͛̊̂̔̐̈̒̉̐͛́̈̀̑͐̎͆̈́̀̒̔̀̉̓̏͛͆͐̿̂̈̔̃͂̈́̊̍͑̀̈́̀̅̊̅͒͊̌̎̐͒̀̓̽̽͛̃͌̏̈̔̈́̆̍̀̃̈́̃̾͒̽̑̓͆̈́́̒̄̾̑͌̀̓̒̋̓̈́̐͂̋͗͋͒̊͒̍́̇͌̅̌͌̌̀̈́̑̓̊̔̂̎̅́̓̿́̅̌̾̉͗̏̈́̐̾̈́͌̍̈́̾͘̚͘͘̕̚̕͘̕̚͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅM̸̡̛̖̬̬̭̼̻͚̦̣̤͓̣͚͖͖̟̲̺̪̹̰͎̗̂̃͊̐̆̅́̅̓̾͋͐͋̄̍͛̆͒̈́̀̈͂͗͋̈́̓͊̈́̅͂̀͂͊̃̈̅̄̍̚͜͠͝͝Ą̴̢̨̡̢̢̧̢̡̧̨̢̡̢̡̡̨̛̛̛̛͉̟͓̤̩̲̼̘̹̩͉̺̟̜̹̭͕͓̥͓̦̪̥̤̥̬̻̩̖͍̰͓̝̖̱͖̤̠̼̱̺̜̭͔̻̪̻̪͕͇̩̹̹̤̹̮̤͕̙̦͔̺̘͇͙͖̬̣̹̱̞̪̮͙̪̗̩͇͖̬̰̝͎̘̺͈̪͈̦̠͓͖̞̳̯͚̲̤̟͖̗̜͍̭̠̦͉͔̝̱̪̹̫̭̘͒̃̌̽̊͐͗͋͗̇̂͗̿̀̓͌͗͗͒̌̏̅͗̀́͑͌̌͐̆̀̈́̾͊̊̎̂͆͗̄̋͗̅̿͐̈́́̃͂̈́̀͒̈̈́͋̐̀͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅŇ̷̛͕͎̳̬͎̗͉͙͇̰̦̠̫͉͚͓͕̰̭͚̙̖̫͍̭̮̮̤̼̘̻̯̤̇̔̅͛̓̆̀̆̊͊́͂͂̏̏̀̓͆́̊̎͗͗̇͑̐́̂̇̈̃̐͒̊̌̏̓̀́́͒͆͊̓̀̉̓̔͊̍̍̒̎̋͐̀͒̀͋̋̊̀̃̒͗́́̋́͗̓̽̈̇̉͛̈̽̌̋͊͌̃̑̌̃̀͊̀̔̎̅̄̀̈́͒̈̒̃́̇͊̏̃͒̒̄͆̽̈̀͂̈̍̐͊̃͘̚̚͘̚̚̕̕̕̕̕͜͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͠ͅ

hitting on them

Life pro tip, you're probably more likely to find a mate if you're not scaring all the potential mates away. Make friends, and if you enjoy spending time together, ask if they'd be interested in something more formal (e.g. a date).

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yep. But Anon is clearly one of those guys who put every attractive woman in the "fuck zone," even when she's made her disinterest very clear, AND he's got a girlfriend.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago

And OOP thinks "normal human interaction" is "massive flirting" just because a woman does it.

So now that she knows that you are in a relationship she feels more comfortable to talk to you because you (hopefully) are now busy being attracted to your gf instead of her and capable of having a conversation with her like a normal person.

classic meme of friendly fire.

we really can't have anything nice, because we always fuck up our own shit lmao.

I love being a human, it's so funny.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Be straight at a gay bar. It's like cheat mode. Works the exact same.