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[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago (1 children)

clogging the shower drain with cum

ok

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I've heard that can happen, probably with shitty older drains or ones with hair clog problems already.

[–] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Ah yes, you've "heard of it"

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

How much volume are you guys cumming?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

About half a cup or so, but when I forget the semen knife it clogs the drain real fast

[–] don@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

Several hundred litres each time, as is per usual

[–] vaionko@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A bunch of hair could get nicely cemented and sealed with cum

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Some of the dorms at my university had to put up signs in the men's bathrooms warning people not to nut in the showers because of how often the clogged drains flooded people's rooms

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Printing off those signs and sticking them in the showers is a common student prank, so I wouldn't assume they were real.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The floods were definitely real

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

What better time for prank signs than right after a real flood?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 4 days ago

The reason not to nut in the shower is that you end up with hands like Spiderman.