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[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 94 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

[–] TheEvilEye@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You lose a lot of heat in the neck

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Can I try it on?

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

Dead ostriches need loving too.