Anon still calls mom and dad multiple times a month for money.

I would way rather watch a 24 minute YouTube video then look at a recipe and a picture and judge myself.

Neither are you, then.

I didn’t think that fox used TP, just the tongues of interns to clean themselves.

Where does buying a second jet to ensure there’s no downtime in spreading the word of the lord fit into that list?

It isn't even the second best.

It wasn't just a weeklong bender, you fucking hippie.

You said you would always be there for me.

What makes one a true christian?

Why don't you tell the class what you did to make me change it?

I guess that's straight from the priest's dick.

Baby lambs are so tender.

Veteran Republican strategist Karl Rove wrote in The Wall Street Journal: “Mr Trump can’t come off as unhinged or enraged. The words ‘rigged election’ shouldn’t pass his lips. He has to keep his cool and can’t make it all about himself.”

I can’t believe they defrosted Karl Rove.