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Bathroom awards (lemmy.zip)
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[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

45 minutes?!

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

They had their phone with them.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

And it won't even work if you sit on the edge of your seat.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

45 minutes is nothing where i come from

[–] anguo@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You need to eat more fiber.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i get more than enough fiber. i just get distracted and forget that im on the toilet

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plus once your legs go numb, you can't get back up for a while.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

true. and then once my legs stop becoming numb i forget that im on the toilet again. it’s a miracle im ever able to leave the toilet to be honest

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

You need this man's energy but with a toilet instead.