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[–] ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As a gay man, I have a novel solution to the problem.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I seriously think that my life would probably have been easier if I were gay. A heterosexual relationship usually requires finding a woman who enjoys my company despite having effectively no common interests with me.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ok, but it’s not like it’s a choice to be gay…

[–] clickyello@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

it is a choice.

and I make it.

you're gay now

*poof!*

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Getting both uses out of 'poof' there

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That a gayer version of “your body, my choice?”