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[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 75 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Musk proves that a CEO could jerk off into a milk carton 18 hours a day, everyday, then drink it on Facebook live and the company would just be business as usual.

[–] KarmaPolice@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Musk would hire people to jerk off to a milk carton, then drink it live pretending it's his own, and get mad when people point out that the good drinkers would know how to position the mill carton for optimal flow.

I'm not sure why I wrote this, or why I'm pressing send...

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

Same ballpark of reasons I'm upvoting it I guess.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago

Thats an apt analogy to the recent Path of Exile 2 fiasco

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Too latte now! FIFY

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We're all cursed on this blessed day... Wait.

[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Speak for yourself.