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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It (futurism.com)

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Personally I LOVE having my time wasted!

Only if it's in fun and/or interesting ways, though, not waiting for some underpaid and overworked employee getting a key for the toilet paper safe or whatever.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I expect you like wasting time, not having your time wasted.

That's the difference between sitting around doing nothing and being forced to do nothing while you wait for something.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

See, that right there is capitalist talk.

Time enjoyed is not time wasted unless you're Ebenezer Scrooge.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Hmm, good point. I sit corrected 😁