Cocodapuf

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[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

They went and built the torment nexus...

They can't not use it!

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's not how that works though...

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

In the year 2000...

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That's actually pretty cool.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

All true.

Nobody's really complaining about these bike lanes. It's obvious to anyone that they're a good idea.

Wu is kicking ass.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

As a fellow Massachusetts resident, I have to say... Hah, you got owned kid!

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I don't see my flag in the same light anymore either because of these people.

You have a flag?

I don't know man, I feel like patriotism is a racket. Why buy into it?

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Those are the most generic sunglasses I can imagine. I'm pretty certain they don't say anything.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You do end up looking like Adam Jensen though.

Well, Adam Jensen with a fancy new beak aug.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean, that's a legitimate option.

Honestly, it's not Lemmy, it's the whole Internet being overrun by bots. There is no safe haven and I haven't heard a single feasible solution to the problem. But, at least in my experience, staying off the Internet works great. When I'm talking to someone face to face I practically never worry that they might be a bot.

Also, having offline conversations tends to make me happier. So there's another benefit. I know it sounds cliche or like I'm joking, but I'm really not.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Just don't grind it up into a powder and snort it and you should be fine.

Come to think of it, I would actually suggest the same for glass and plastic.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Do you mean what ubiquitous toxin will be next?

Or do you mean how can we get by without plastic?

If it's the second one, the answer is easy, fucking aluminum. We've had the answer forever and it still works great. Glass too, good for many applications.

Now the actual problem isn't plastic bags or beverage containers though, it's clothing and tires. Most clothing is plastic these days and tiny plastic fibers break up into micro plastics and take to the air or end up in the sea. Car tires are also just plastic these days, not rubber (which is arguably better for the environment than leveling rainforests for rubber tree plantations, sigh...), the tires rub off on the road like a pencil eraser on sandpaper. This also ends up in the air and sea.

So anyway, replacing plastic beverage containers is a great step, a no brainer, but it also doesn't address the real problem at all. I hope that some day soon tires and clothes can start to be made with biodegradable "eco plastics", but if that doesn't turn out to be feasible, we'll be in some serious trouble. And once we have some real, feasible, affordable replacements, then we need to actually outlaw the use of older plastic tires, in every country on the planet, despite heavy lobbying against any new measures from vested interests... I can't even imagine how to make that happen. How did we do it with lead? Has every country outlawed lead in gas?

 

Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

 

A pizza flavored Hot Pocket is just a calzone...

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