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submitted 1 day ago by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"Don't plan for tomorrow because you might not live through today" is a great way to die horribly tomorrow.

[–] Loss@sh.itjust.works -4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's cute but guaranteed if you're under 30. If you're under 40, you're going to lose any and everything you save.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

I'm excited to hear you clean up on Short bets with that crystal ball of yours