this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2025
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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Study I read stated that 57mg/kg was the lowest recorded ingestion leading to mortality. Anon’s organs lost a few steps but they’re likely fine enough

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 16 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

So more like ~1/4 towards potential death level amount. Bro is never gonna touch caffeine again after riding this out

Nah, they'll be back on the horse soon enough like a good anon...