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Can't even wear my chartreuse short-shorts with JUICY printed on the butt without people thinking I'm gay
That's cause you need a hot pink button up with "Badman" emblazoned on the back to truly state your masculine dominance to the world.
A friend's boyfriend has a hot pink and glittery t-shirt that says "Alpha Male" on it, which I find hilarious
Oh I need it for my band.