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[โ€“] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

May he die soon and painfully ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

I don't want him to die soon. I want him to get locked in syndrome for a few years first. Let him have a preview of hell.