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...what the hell is magnolia
It's a particular shade of paint. It's widespread enough in the UK that multiple brands do their own version of Magnolia. It's often what's used when people don't want to have to decide what colour to paint, or in council housing, and it's increasingly common in private rentals.
White with a hint of slumlord
Found the non-Brit!
If you can't answer the question, then the criteria for citizenship is highly dubious
I'm not a Brit, so why would I know what magnolia is? All we're required to know is eggshell.
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