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[–] sheepishly@fedia.io 7 points 3 hours ago

That's a good cat

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 36 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 40 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

A portal to an alternate dimension where I am ugly.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Oh my god this is the best "straight line" type of joke I've heard in a long time. I just told my six year old they loved it

[–] lucidinferno@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time

[–] DogWater@lemmy.world 26 points 13 hours ago

I hope that's bait because he fuckin gottem

[–] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 98 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

I don't know why i remembered i had this somewhere in my dusty folder full of thousands of old memes, but:

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

That is a weird place for a mirror, to be fair.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Then the question becomes, "Why do you have a mirror hanging over your fireplace?" It's too high for practical use.

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Mirrors can make rooms feel bigger, even if you can't see yourself in it

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Could just be tall. As a 6'5'' guy this mirror would be perfect for me.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago

Why do Americans do weird shit like this?

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 14 hours ago

i have this exact picture in the bottom of my old reddit drawer, thats been expanding for 2 years and now merging with my Lemmy drawers....

[–] janNatan@lemmy.ml 42 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Are we censoring Pepe now?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 22 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's a rare abstract Pepe.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 6 points 4 hours ago

Minimalist Pepe

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 31 points 18 hours ago

That is the pepe.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 105 points 1 day ago (25 children)

What makes them think they're American? I don't see any guns or medical bills piled up?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The ceiling fan makes it likely. They're far more common here.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Are they? You'd think it'd be having an air conditioner

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

Often it's both!

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 84 points 23 hours ago (6 children)

The framed picture of a fan.

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[–] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Erm, that looks like a mirror reflecting the ceiling fan, not a framed picture of a ceiling fan.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 hours ago

Thats what I thought too at first, but notice the soft pastel colours separated by the diagonal, as if in a fragrant meadow of flowers, bisected by the hard steel blades of the fan, the artist showing the juxtaposition between country and city life, whilst the fan itself is depicted at an elusive angle, like an anxious child shying away from their duties.

No this is clearly the work of a Master.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 128 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Somebody get this guy the Detective of the Year award

Perhaps it's reflecting a picture of a ceiling fan.

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 19 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (6 children)

Is it not a mirror?

Granted it would be strange to place a mirror so high

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Found the non American.

If you were American, you would know its the traditional American custom to put up frammed fan photos.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

If only that were true, what I'd give to not be in this god forsaken country

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

No its framed picture of a celling fan.

Can confirm, am American and we're obligated to hang a picture of a ceiling fan. I don't make the rules.

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