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Anon lives with his sister (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 195 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Factual and homosexual?

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 105 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You know, I actually believe this one.

Totally gay though.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 36 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anon has a boy friend.

Maybe he is willing to share him. Maybe not.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sharing a boyfriend with your sister is incest by proxy

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago

What if he showers in between?

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No, not his boyfriend. His boy friend.

And it's only RDR2, if there's any sloppy stuff that's a whole other game.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

Horse anus bringing bros together

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 13 points 4 days ago

Right?

Came here to say fake and gay but damn, that last line changes everything

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 4 days ago

Fake: anon doesn't have a sister

Gay: getting drunk with a dude and getting his number

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Nah. You can’t feed people to alligators in RDR2 they only attack you. Definitely fake.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You've been missing out, homie .

https://youtu.be/qi2etl5TRcg

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

WHAT

I watched a vid where someone tried to feed someone to a gator for a while and it just wouldn’t eat them?! I wonder if this was patched in? Cuz that’s awesome!