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https://buddycarter.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=15398

Rep. Earl L. “Buddy” Carter (R-GA) released the following statement today after introducing a bill authorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Blueland:

“America is back and will soon be bigger than ever with the addition of Red, White, and Blueland. President Trump has correctly identified the purchase of what is now Greenland as a national security priority, and we will proudly welcome its people to join the freest nation to ever exist when our Negotiator-in-Chief inks this monumental deal.”

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[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 43 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Every other country should unanimously vote to call the USA something stupid since apparently countries can just rename other countries

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 33 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Dumbfuckistan, I say this as an American....it's gotten so childish here.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 7 points 20 hours ago

The founding fathers would be disgusted at such an unlettered (read illiterate) individual taking over the country.

[–] iowagneiss@midwest.social 7 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Let me know when they make a flag for Dumbfuckistan and I will fly that shit.

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'm picturing the US flag but instead of stars it's corporate logos.

[–] HeathenPope@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 18 hours ago

At first glance I thought this was gonna be the Fitnessgram Pacer Test.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'll fly it and play the new anthem on repeat turned up to 11.

the new anthem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DASLDeEIq44

can't have words that would offend the Dumbfuckistanians, so no words at all.

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I was fully expecting a 4:33 here.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Or they should start viewing America as a rogue nation bent on taking the land of others. 👀

[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I mean if they do that then they're late to the party. He's been doing talking about doing it since day 1

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago

America has been doing it since day 1. lol

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

"Here be orange goblin"

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I mean countries have always done that, just not quite this stupid but also often very stupid. People in Japan call their country Nippon, not Japan. People in Germany call their country Deutschland. There's a ton of countries that English just straight up changed the names of for reasons varying from some form of probable racism to misunderstanding that they never bothered resolving.

I'm not defending this move, it's dumb as hell. Just pointing out that "dumb as hell" isn't new.

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

In French Deutschland is Allemagne because of some random tribe we named for how they said everybody.

I'm pretty sure we just sent some half deaf guy to Asia too. And that's how Nippon became Japon, Beijing became Pekin, etc.

Amyways, exonyms are cringe.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

You mean that?