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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him (chaser.com.au)

submitted 3 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] xtr0n@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

He recently knocked up a right wing influencer. She just posted a statement saying something about “negotiating acknowledgement of the child” secretly with Elon but the tabloids are about to expose them. Maybe it’s an elaborate ruse to seem like a young virile stud just impregnating women left and right but I think the IVF is to select only boys

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

God how funny would that be. The child was never real and it's as fake as his "gaming career"

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

He saw The King and I and was like ''why don't I have 100s of kids?''