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Elon Musk to keep having kids until one eventually likes him (chaser.com.au)

submitted 3 days ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] VerifiedSource@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I think it's likely he does genetic screening or even gene editing for his offspring. This would align with his other futuristic and transhumanist ideas.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago

If he's editing their genes why do they all still have his ugly mug?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also women don't want to have sex with him.

[–] jonne@infosec.pub 1 points 2 days ago

I'm sure he could find some if he paid them enough.