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And theeeeennnn...?
He developed a gummy worm addiction and became morbidly obese, leaving the work force and receiving a disability pension.
Nature is fine with failure, it is expected.
It is, and then you die slowly in a ditch in terrible pain.
All natural.
We continued to be friendly acquaintances because I never actually made a move 🤷♂️
Awwww damn...
I went through my girlfrriend's cashier lane at the grocery store for 3 years before fingering out how to get her number without not being just another dick rolling through when she has an endless supply to choose from. Turned out she had been waiting the entire time for something to happen
And everyone tells me I'd be an asshole for asking a girl out while she's at work. Well don't keep us in suspense man, story time.
That's why you follow her when she leaves work and ask her out on the way home. She's not at work then so it's okay.
Lmao sound advice, can't argue against it.