CoolMatt

joined 1 year ago
[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I like calling it that now

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 days ago

I'm a 32 yo millenial and the first time i read "my crush" in a sentence was in a teen magazine when I was 12 yeard old, and from context, it definitely meant "person I have a crush on"

It's nothing new

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 days ago
[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Thankful for not having a lot of money, meaning such a expense would be negligible?

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Siiiigh, sounds like I'm gonna have to join Instagram again...

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why is goo gone in the fridge?

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

IYTYTHSM, YTYTBOSM

You're welcone

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This also happens to me in reverse. I get half a sentence out, the other person nods and says "yup" or "K", and then i say "yeah k so then anyway" and on to the next point

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gonna start uaing Wank Clown, and try to drive its popularity up. That one is totally underrated, idk why I haven't thought of it

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's breast. Leg is dark.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

In my city there is a very popular good samaritan trap on the main drag into town, and I am waiting for the day something nasty happens at that particular parking lot entrance, so then they maybe redesign that section of the street or something.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

And a nearly twice as tall 3 year old

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