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Doctors warn of rise in nail glue mistaken for eye drops (local12.com)

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[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Holy sht this reminds me of something similar. I remember when I was really small like 5 I saw my grandpa take a screw driver, stick it in an outlet and see the screw driver light up. He then pulled the screw driver out and put it somewhere.

I then took the screw driver and tried to replicate what he did. I must have been touching the metal part of the screw driver because I remember getting shocked when I tried to put the screw driver into the socket. I put the screw driver back and never told anyone.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

The famous dual mode screw driver. Very convenient.