By issuing visas, they could import a cheap workforce that might be willing to work for half of what they pay you. So everyone wins (except you, of course, but you knew that already).

Otoh, it would have qualified as a proper crazy adventure.

Alternatively, there's Scribus if you really want fine grained control.

In space, nobody hears you whistle.

Coming soon to a news outlet near you!

No apostrophe? And let an s right next to defenceless digit's?

DRIK WTR

Aren't you running linux already?

Dentists would love this guy.

Do you realise women are even allowed to have a bank account nowadays? Madness!

Insert a 1 euro coin and the skull will sing your favorite hymn.

At one point, there were probably enough cross fragments going around to build a house with.

Why not put a spare car in it?