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Do you think if he kneels down and kisses trump feet he would be okay? I’m so worried damn…

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[–] VitoRobles 8 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Those aren't TRUE CONSERVATIVES and will be banned shortly.

Only TRUE CONSERVATIVES who love licking that orange man's knob are allowed to comment in r/conservatives. Loyalty oaths will be presented shortly.

[–] Mr_Crash_Davis@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (7 children)

love licking that orange man’s knob

Well, I've been on Lemmy for all of four hours and just threw up in my mouth. Thanks for that!

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Feels kinda like home dunnit? Two broke arms, coconut, poop knife. Better?

[–] Mr_Crash_Davis@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I first heard what a poop knife was about 10 years ago from my wife. Evidently they had one in her house growing up.

She and some of y'all need jesus lol.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I heard about it on Reddit, I have a pretty good diet, haven't ever needed, or known anyone that needed, a poop knife

[–] Mr_Crash_Davis@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yea, I don't want to see the cornsnake that some of these folks are churning out to need a thing like a poop knife.

And christ almighty the effects on the plumbing, having to transport such a thing! Won't someone think of the pipes!

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

shudder fuck the pipes, won't someone think of the poor plumbers that have to come deal with poopknife family homes?

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