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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've read a story on the forbidden website where a "database" was a single table with a single column holding a single row that contained the actual data as a CSV blob. I'm willing to bet the muskies are not beyond such acts of genius.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago

We call it New Redis!

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

It's terrifying that this is plausible.