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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A laptop should easily handle a database of 60,000 rows. I run much bigger databases on my own laptop for development purposes.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not if it is filled to the brim with 3 TB of porn

[–] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Delete Ass Master volume 7 to make room - that one wasn't any good anyways.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Really went downhill after volume 3. You hope that they'll get back on course by volume 6 at least, but alas.

[–] drtaco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

I can personally vouch for that not causing a problem either.