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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

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[–] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Most likely compensation is the promise of being part of privatization of whatever the fuck they're destroying.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

They're dumb kids. They probably see Musk as some kind of god. He gave them some line like "Hey, you guys wanna save the United States?" and they jumped at the chance.

You get to be a piece of history! Whheeeeeee

[–] ironcrotch@aussie.zone 2 points 12 hours ago

As a former dumb kid this tracks