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[–] James_Ryan@feddit.de 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You all use notepad to code?

[–] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 32 points 1 year ago

According to my recruiter, you code on a whiteboard.

[–] JazzAlien@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These memes are made by first semester cs students

[–] fidodo@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

I was taught java my first semester. I certainly hope no schools teach dynamic languages in the first semester.

[–] alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had to edit code on terminal using nano in production.

[–] original_ish_name@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Use the great vim, install a linter plugin if you need one

[–] 257m@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not just use vim? It's preinstalled.

[–] alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not inside a docker container.

I used to write websites with Notepad. The upside is that you really had to learn HTML to do it; the downside is that it proves to the world that you're a fucking lunatic.