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Delta flight diverted after passenger reportedly has 'diarrhea all the way through the airplane'
(www.foxbusiness.com)
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“All the way through the plane.”
That’s gonna smell like flowers!
That said… how is this news?
Even news outlets shitpost every once in a while
This is business news, and a biohazard that effected over 300 people.
Yeah, that guys sure was doing his business.
Whenever I do business it doesn't make the news. Guess I need to eat more cheese
I sincerely doubt it was all the way.
I mean. probably not. that's just... what the article says. But I suspect it was "enough".
I've seen cases of explosive diarrhea you wouldn't believe :D
No, it was all the way. He started in the cockpit and worked his way to the back of the plane.
Passenger could have been being quite thorough. Filling up all the lavatories.
Back when i was a teenager, i was a lifeguard. One day, a mother came to the pool with 3 young children. They were playing by the stairs in the shallow end of the pool when one of the children got out & proceeded to diarrhea on the floor. Mother swiftly picked up the kid in a panic & brought him clear to the other side of the pool to grab her towel. Once she had her towel, she proceeded to continue carrying the continuously shitting child back toward the shallow end on the other side of the pool & into the locker room.
This kid left a trail of shit that entirely circled the pool + a path to the locker room (total was easily over 150 linear feet of diarrhea.)
I would know as i was the dumb teenager who was tasked with cleaning it up… it was a very grueling day.
In short, i think it is very believable that it was “all the way”…
See, that was All The Way. Nobody's provided us with a similar recounting of the events on the plane.