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[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My friends said it's only gay if our balls touch.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is the standard definition.

[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago

Well there's also keeping your socks on, not making eye contact or saying "no homo" just afterwards too. So I'd say that there's no "standard definition" but many variants.