this post was submitted on 05 Sep 2023
153 points (93.7% liked)

Not The Onion

11838 readers
999 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is... I don't even... I mean if you're a satirist in modern times, what do you even do? Just give up? Your work is obviously complete?

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 26 points 1 year ago

Predict the future, I guess. I just looked at the onion website, so I'm pretty sure I know the news headlines for the next week.